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<p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">淘宝上，让人快活的打字错误：</span><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"/></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"/></span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-有大妈吗？（大码）</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-亲，客服最大的27岁</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"/></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(32, 88, 103); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-你能活到付款吗？（货到付款）</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(32, 88, 103); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-亲，我尽量</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"/></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-你们有尸体店吗？（实体店）</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-亲，淘宝不让卖那个……</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"/></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(32, 88, 103); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-你什么时候发火啊？（发货）</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(32, 88, 103); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-给差评的时候！</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"/></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-一口气买了五件，能幽会吗？（优惠）</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-亲，吃个饭应该还是可以的</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"/></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(32, 88, 103); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-马子不合适咋办？（码子）</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(32, 88, 103); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-额亲，小的只卖袜子，不谈感情。</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"/></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">--亲，给我保佑吧~（包邮）</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-啊！我不是菩萨</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"/></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(32, 88, 103); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-你们能发神童吗？（申通--快递公司）</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(32, 88, 103); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-亲，我们做正经生意，不贩卖儿童</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"/></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-我有个问题要吻你一下~（问）</span></p><p style="padding: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 28px; font-family: 微软雅黑, 宋体, sans-serif; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); font-weight: 700; word-wrap: break-word !important; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">-啊，这样不好吧！</span></p><p></p>

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